Lady Care Kits!
+2 oz. bar of Theo Chocolate
-Bread and Chocolate! Organic, fair trade, Seattle made!
+Big Dipper Wax Works lavender travel tin candle
-100% beeswax, all natural scent, 100% cotton wicks! Burns for 12 hours.
+Crazy Japanese heat pack
-I honestly can't read the package, but these biodegradable heat packs last for several hours and are great for your worst cramps.
+Aura Cacia Soothing Heat Mineral Bath
-100% pure essential oil and ocean and desert salts will soothe your achy parts.
+Crimson Beaver Tears postcard!
-Logo cards letterpressed (by me!) on gray Rising Stonhenge paper.
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New! Cheaper shipping for the pantiliner pack and ten tampon pack! $3.50! Other kits are $4.95 to ship, but if you live in Seattle and want to talk drop-offs/pick-ups, contact us!
Crap you need for your period!, or "Feminine Products", if you will. Choose package options based on your bleeding style.
All are Natracare brand- organic cotton and chemical/plastic free! Pantiliners are Always brand and are super thin, perfect for the tiniest of pockets!
+I barely bleed. Just gimme pantiliners and leave me be.
-I might be on birth control, I might be God's favorite, or I might just be plain lucky. I still deserve to get myself presents.
All of the cool stuff mentioned above, and as for feminine products, just one little pack o' pantiliners. $16.95
+Just give me like, ten tampons. And all of the other goodies, duh.
-Choose between regular or super strength, get a pack of liners, and the period party pack! $20.95
+I need 20 tampons! And presents! Help me!
-Choose between 20 regular or super size, or ten of each! +the goods, +pantiliners. $24.95/one size, $25.95/one of each
+I want 30 tampons! And presents!
-Get 20 regular/10 super, 20 super/10 regular, or 30 of either size! +pantiliners! $29.95
+I want applicators!!! I love them! I don't care if I waste a little cardboard or not!
-It's okay. Applicators love you too. You get the special presents, pantilinters, plus a 16 count box of either super or regular tampons with your beloved applicators. $24.95
+I need two boxes of applicators! Yeah!
-Goodies, pantiliners, you get the drill. Plus two boxes of super, regular, or one of each. You'll be rich in tampons! $32.95
Included in Every Kit!
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Hells yeah lady friends, we got care kits. Go with your flow (haha)- pick between tampon package options, pick add ons, and wait by the mailbox for your period troubles to melt away.
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Add ons!
Supplement it up!*
Highly Recommended for Aches, Pains, Cramps, Moodiness, Bloating, and to Maintain Monthly Strains on Personal Relationships, to Ease Hormonal Lashing Outs, and to Make New Friends and Keep the Old Ones All Through the Month! Every Month!
+Rainbow Light PMS Relief.
-Seriously, get into this stuff. I'm obsessed with it. It will turn your crabby, crampy, yucky frown into at least a half-decent smile, if not completely upside down. Vegan, free of gluten, and 100% natural. This bottle of 30 should get you through a couple of months. $14.75
+PMS Choice or Ache-Less Tonic.
Both herbal remedies are made by The Herbalist here in Seattle!
-PMS Choice contains cramp bark, chaste tree berry, black haw, skullcap, and motherwort. It sounds scary, but together those weird ingredients work to reduce tension and irritability, relax your stressed uterus, and balance your progesterone. Magic Potion**!
-Ache-Less is a magic potion** that contains willow bark, Jamaican dogwood, and ferverfew (not quite as cool sounding as skullcap and crampbark.)- this tonic is anti-inflammatory and will help out with cramping and tension! Also helpful if you get a sore back or headaches along with your period. $13/Each 1 oz bottle
+Rainbow Light Women's One!
-Daily vitamins for bone, breast, and heart health! Take care of yo'self. Duh. $10.95/30 bottle
*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent disease.
**I did not verify this with the magic board of Seattle or the United Wizards Association or anything. I'm just calling it that because I want to be whimsical.
Other add ons!
+Substitute Natracare Natural Panty Liners
Organic all the way? 30 pack of panty liners, free of all the bad stuff instead of the Always. (They come in a big box and aren't individually wrapped, just to warn you!) $3.75
+More chocolate!
-It's okay to eat more than one. Seriously. Get an extra bar. $3.50
+Another candle!
-Feeling pyromantic? Haha that was dumb. Anyway, you won't be blamed for loving these amazing candles. Lavender, unscented, or palmerosa/geranium. $5.50
Okay I did it! I think (and pray) that this will work out: Subsriptions available! Your paypal account will get charged each month, and you will receive a package of your choice on or around the date that you specify! Heaven! Stress free! Yes! And, as always, if you need something different or extra, contact me and we can work it out! Xo. -Y
P.S. All of the subscriptions include shipping. If you want to arrange a local pick-up, contact me! Totally do-able!
Yahoo! We've got SHIRTS!!!
These cute little numbers are screenprinted Alternative Apparel shirts. They are perfect for snuggling and relaxing, yet dressy enough for formal occasions when paired with the right heels and/or bow tie if you are into looking kind of like a slob. Shipping on these is $2.50, though, as usual, if you live in Seattle, we can surely arrange a pick-up.
+Red & Grey Henley
-3/4 sleeves, subtle white beaver logo, and SOOOOOOOOO cozy. Seriously, it is the most comfortable shirt, EVER. These sizes, I will admit, are a little janky. They are supposedly unisex, though they seem to small for the sizes to be appropriate to be called such. That said, the sizes do seem a little larger than normal women's sizing. $25
+Black Crew Tee
-Simple, soft, super cute. For those of us who think that black is the new black and always will be, and are tired of people pretending that other things are the new black, because they aren't. These are lady shirts, and are on the small side. $15
